Again with the Synergist

Bill has been telling drunken fool stories which prove once again that he's crude and crass and falling-down funny all at the same time. Meanwhile John has taught us a new word that means 'fear of turning into a pumpkin' - apocolocynposis.

Not since "Virtual Jennifer: Skin or Other" has the synergist in me emerged so strongly.

This is why we should all fear Bill becoming a pumpkin.