Challenge accepted

The hombre over at Sanity's Edge is a Dallas Cowboys fan. This means that he cheers for scissors-stabbing, dope-smuggling, cattle-molesting criminals who wear silver and blue instead of orange jumpsuits.

South America's Team. "Why yes officer, this two hundred pounds of pot is for my personal consumption."

And he called me delusional. Hah! As (in your words) a blaspheming non-believer, let me do a careful and detailed analysis on your beloved Dallas Cowboys and their play so far this season.

Let's start with an overview. First off, the Dallas Cowboys suck.

The hell with detailed analysis. The above says it all. Don't push me Paul, I'm a Raiders fan.