A literal description of my state of mind
A literal description of my state of mind
Over at Everyday Stranger (welcome to Munuviana!), H waxes philosophically about foreskin.
The muse wanders in...
Did you hear about the new wallet made of elephant foreskin?
Rub it a little and it turns into a garment bag.
...how about...
A Texas cowboy is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the cowboy just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks... like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy".
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you; so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
The cowboy takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised".
...the muse wanders out, where a crowd of people await to administer a vicious beating.
Posted by Ted at October 7, 2003 08:11 AM | TrackBackFunky-jive-joke-stealer
Posted by: Kyle at October 7, 2003 02:28 PMI only steal from the best. :)
Posted by: Ted at October 7, 2003 03:22 PMI heard a variation of that joke years ago, except it was a wallet that turned into a suitcase when you stroked it! LMAO.
Good One!
Posted by: The Bartender at October 7, 2003 10:07 PMDear Gawd....
Posted by: Stevie at October 8, 2003 12:50 PM In the 1890s an American was travelling through eastern Europe by train. He had to change trains in Krakow, Poland. There was a wait of a couple of hours so the American had a nice lunch and then took a walk. During this walk he noticed that his pocket watch was off time so he went into a small shop with several watches hanging in the window.
An elderly Jewish man met him at the counter and the American asked if he could fix his watch while he waited.
The Jew explained that he did not repair watches.
The American then asked if he could buy a watch.
The Jew answered that he did not sell watches.
The American, confused asked the elderly Jew what he did and why did he have all those watches hanging in the window.
The Jew explained that he was the town Rabbi and that he performed the ritual circumcisions.
Then the Jew asked, so, what would YOU hang in the window?
That's the worst foreskin joke ever. Everyone should know it. When someone won't stop talking to you, say on a plane when you want to nap, tell that joke. They'll leave you alone.
ROFL great one!
Posted by: Ted at October 10, 2003 10:58 PM