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A British scientist has calculated the optimum thickness for a slice of cheese to make the perfect cheese sandwich.
Being the mildly lecherous soul that I am, I'd further suggest that the perfect cheese sandwich would be served by LeeAnn in a french maid outfit with an ice-cold beer and a napkin containing one of her weird and wonderful little artwork discoveries.
It is cheese ya know.
Posted by Ted at October 7, 2003 12:21 PMOkay, who blabbed about my French maid outfit?
I bet they didn't mention the whipped cream... now, that's a trade secret.