November 12, 2003

Wisdom of a child

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the man's pecker. Angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the car.

Driving behind the car is a fella in a pickup truck with his 10-year-old daughter, chatting away beside him. All of a sudden, the pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that?

Not wanting to expose his 10-year-old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?!"

Posted by Ted at November 12, 2003 07:54 AM
Category: Square Pegs


Posted by: Jennifer at November 12, 2003 08:49 AM
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