Rocket Jones: Looky here

December 29, 2003

Looky here

Yepper, it's time for another lame Rocket Jones contest! Once again, everyone has the chance to wax poetic in their ~~peculiar~~ particular fashion, and since there's no prize, everybody wins!

So go into the extended entry, put on your thinking caps, and caption the photo. Yes, I ripped the idea off from Kevin at Wizbang!, who got it from someone else, who got it from... you know how it goes. I'm not a bible-readin' man, otherwise we could be sitting here begattin' for quite awhile.

And just in case this isn't enough fun in your dreadfully hum-drum life, go help Mr. Helpful rig an online poll. Do it for ~~the children~~ his kid. Do it for Rock'n'Roll!

I just reread this... can you tell I only got a couple hours of sleep last night? Sorry, I get goofy when I'm tired. (Shut up Mookie, comments from the rest of the peanut gallery will be tolerated).

Caption this picture! Leave yours in the comments.

Posted by Ted at December 29, 2003 08:54 AM
Category: Square Pegs

Comments

The perfect date. Brings his own bondage gear.

Posted by: Jennifer at December 29, 2003 10:29 AM

Amnesty International plans to protest the cruel and indefinite detention of the Creature from the Black Lagoon at Gitmo.

Posted by: norbizness at December 29, 2003 11:27 AM

Dang. It's gonna be hard to top Jen's.

Posted by: Victor at December 29, 2003 12:38 PM

I am Saddam Hussein, President of Iraq. I am willing to negotiate.

Posted by: StMack at December 29, 2003 01:46 PM

U.S. Marshalls capture the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Howard Dean immediately released a statement, saying we are not safer due to the creature being captured and that George Bush staged this to boost his poll ratings.

Posted by: roberto at December 29, 2003 02:12 PM

Swamp Daddy gets ready with his bling bling for another night on the town.

Despite his new interest in yoga, Swampy was still plagued by the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Posted by: LeeAnn at December 29, 2003 02:37 PM

Or LeeAnn's. . .

Posted by: Victor at December 29, 2003 04:08 PM

"Michael Jackson still in pain from manhandling" -- ripped straight from the headline from the Comcast dot net news story of the same name. Heh. Panty-waist says the big bad officers hurt his wittle shoulder.

Posted by: Dawn at December 29, 2003 04:23 PM

Crap, the link didn't work:

http://www.comcast.net/News/ENTERTAINMENT/XML/1403_Recordings/414e0029-efb1-41c1-8a8b-b09744f24681.html

Posted by: Dawn at December 29, 2003 04:25 PM

Thanks for the link Ted!! You are the ace amongst aces!!

Posted by: mr. helpful at December 29, 2003 07:44 PM

Dick Chainy, Creature From The Bush Lagoon

Posted by: first time visitor at December 29, 2003 11:36 PM

thanks man this is john the drummer from the jezebel diary....thanks for the link man

Posted by: the pride and joy at December 30, 2003 03:02 AM

Daaaam...I knew she was kinky when I married her, but I had no idea!

Posted by: Devilish at August 13, 2005 06:25 AM