January 19, 2004

Published writer

Yep, that's me. Honesty compels me to admit that I did once have a letter published in Penthouse. Because of the younger and/or more sensitive folks who visit and read, I've put the text of my letter into the extended entry.

Dear Sirs,
I eagerly look forward to every new issue, and the first thing I turn to is the Penthouse Letters so I can marvel at the exploits of your readers. Someday I myself hope to have sex.

Thank you,

Posted by Ted at January 19, 2004 01:02 PM | TrackBack

*sprays coffee all over computer monitor, laughing hysterically*

Posted by: Dawn at January 20, 2004 12:24 PM
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