Composed on the way to work this morning

Four-wheel Driving Fool

(sung to the tune of Hootie & the Blowfish’s – Only Wanna Be With You)

Look out the window,
Nasty weather outside,
Let’s climb in my SUV
And go out for a ride.

Snow and ice?
Ain’t no big thang,
I bought this big ol’ jeep,
To make up for my wang.

Ain’t no weather too cruel,
I’m a four-wheelin’ fool.
I rode the short-bus to school,
I’m a four-wheelin’ fool.

(There should be more, but I expect that by this point the idiot will be ditch-bound.)

Posted by Ted at January 28, 2004 08:03 AM | TrackBack