A literal description of my state of mind
A literal description of my state of mind
I've been informed that lately I've made several posts that are rather... insensitive to women. To achieve more fair and balanced blogging, I give you the following "stupid men jokes" (thanks to Brain Candy).
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs.
"insensitive to women" is that why the sexy pink martian vixon is not adoring your banner anyone more?
Posted by: jim at February 19, 2004 12:01 AMNah. She's in the banner rotation with the rest. You'll see her again, and a sister or two maybe!
Posted by: Ted at February 19, 2004 08:47 AM