March 05, 2004

Fantasy Team Names

Here's a list of great team names you might consider for your next fantasy league:

Fluffy White Bunnies
Yellow Brick Roadkill
Fridge Raiders
Bobbin' Monicas
Fighting Pacifists
Tijuana Tabledancers
Red Headed Step Children
Northeast Southwesterners
Altoona Fish
Battling Budgies
Boston Stranglers
Brooklyn Draft Dodgers
Santa Monica Lewinskis
Sears Craftsmen
Anhauser Buschwhackers
Pabst Smears
Iowa Cowtippers
Cleveland Earthtones

and of course my favorite: Rockets

Posted by Ted at March 5, 2004 01:48 PM
Category: Square Pegs

"Scoregasm" sounds like a porn movie.

Not that I've ever watched one or anything.

Posted by: TL Hines at March 5, 2004 03:02 PM

I LOVE Yellow Brick Roadkill. I'm planning the opening ceremonies of my company's annual to-do, and our theme is Wizard of Oz. Although, with our super-gay/room-bursts-into-flames leader, it should really be themed Priscilla: Queen of the Desert. Heh. In any event, he wants this to be a costume ball ... I am SO going as Y.B. Roadkill!!!!

Posted by: Dawn at March 5, 2004 04:44 PM

I can see it now: Emerald green dress to mid-calf, bold black tire tread marks running diagonally front and back, and just for fun, little munchin legs hanging out the bottom of the hemline. ;)

Posted by: Ted at March 5, 2004 04:54 PM

"...and the Mets have batted around and have taken a six run lead in this 9th inning scoregasm..."
Oh, if only I could be a sportscaster for a day.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 6, 2004 03:38 PM

I use The Frying Dutchmen as the name for my fantasy teams...but these raise intruiguing possibilities

Posted by: Scott at March 7, 2004 01:08 AM

If you have logos, join in the fun!

Posted by: Wik at July 23, 2004 03:21 PM

The best one I've used is "The Cunning Linguists"

Posted by: Philip at October 1, 2004 02:51 PM

I use The Bean Flickers in my fantasy football league but I'm looking for something a bit more crude.

Posted by: mike at October 21, 2004 06:26 AM

Amish Porn kings

Posted by: Rod Hard at December 21, 2004 11:33 AM

I do like some of those names. I use Idaho Slapahos in my keeper league. One of my buddies his team is named Eaton Beavers. My little brothers football team was named Grumpy Grandmas. Just a few others I thought I would throw out there.

Posted by: D.J. Nelson at May 18, 2005 04:44 AM
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