March 11, 2004

Letter from my dad

Heard from my dad, and thought I'd share some of it with you.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. This is a great example.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an asshole. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a crap.

My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.

Posted by Ted at March 11, 2004 01:13 PM
Category: Square Pegs

First, it was Leann. I told myself, "Never, ever have a drink in hand when you go to Leann's blog."

Then, I had to add Pixy Misa to the list with his ongoing anecdotes about those eee-vil computers (man, I've been there).

There are other blogs I visit dry as well.

Et tu, Ted?


Posted by: Linda at March 11, 2004 07:00 PM

Hmmm. Strong family resemblence, huh?

Posted by: nic at March 11, 2004 07:01 PM

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I love yer Dad!!!! (He reminds me of my "Grampy"!)

Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 11, 2004 10:49 PM

I think you should bring your dad over to play. :)

Posted by: LeeAnn at March 15, 2004 09:26 AM
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