A literal description of my state of mind
A literal description of my state of mind
I'm not normally a "bathroom" blogger, but it seems to me that if you're rattling around in a stall to get one of those sanitary seat protectors perfectly placed, and when you finally sit down noises emerge that come straight from a Lovecraft novel, then the last thing you'd want circling your nether regions is flammable tissue paper.
Posted by Ted at March 23, 2004 09:21 AM | TrackBackPaper is ok, as long as it's not burning.
Posted by: Victor at March 23, 2004 12:22 PMI'd think you're safe as long as you aren't smoking or have an open flame nearby.
Posted by: jen at March 23, 2004 08:06 PMGreat, now I'll never be able to read Lovecraft the same way again! : )
Posted by: Punch Buggy at March 23, 2004 11:51 PMI know it's just me, but I keep picturing a gantry falling away, billowing flame, a thunderous roar, cheering spectators safely viewing from 2 miles away.
Posted by: topdawg at March 24, 2004 06:34 AMLOL Dreaded words in that situation: "We have liftoff."
Posted by: Ted at March 24, 2004 06:49 AMTed, thanks for forever ruining my Apollo 11 moment ;)
Posted by: Victor at March 24, 2004 08:22 AMPaper is bad at this time? I suppose plastic that first melts, then clings to the flesh and then burns would be better?
This should help to end the modern Paper vs. Plastic choice for a time at least.
Help me please. I keep visualising. . .
Posted by: Mike Boelter at March 26, 2004 12:37 PM