March 23, 2004

My Apology In Advance

I'm not normally a "bathroom" blogger, but it seems to me that if you're rattling around in a stall to get one of those sanitary seat protectors perfectly placed, and when you finally sit down noises emerge that come straight from a Lovecraft novel, then the last thing you'd want circling your nether regions is flammable tissue paper.

Posted by Ted at March 23, 2004 09:21 AM
Category: Square Pegs

Paper is ok, as long as it's not burning.

Posted by: Victor at March 23, 2004 12:22 PM

I'd think you're safe as long as you aren't smoking or have an open flame nearby.

Posted by: jen at March 23, 2004 08:06 PM

Great, now I'll never be able to read Lovecraft the same way again! : )

Posted by: Punch Buggy at March 23, 2004 11:51 PM

I know it's just me, but I keep picturing a gantry falling away, billowing flame, a thunderous roar, cheering spectators safely viewing from 2 miles away.

Posted by: topdawg at March 24, 2004 06:34 AM

LOL Dreaded words in that situation: "We have liftoff."

Posted by: Ted at March 24, 2004 06:49 AM

Ted, thanks for forever ruining my Apollo 11 moment ;)

Posted by: Victor at March 24, 2004 08:22 AM

Paper is bad at this time? I suppose plastic that first melts, then clings to the flesh and then burns would be better?

This should help to end the modern Paper vs. Plastic choice for a time at least.

Help me please. I keep visualising. . .

Posted by: Mike Boelter at March 26, 2004 12:37 PM
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