It's playoff time, so you'll be bored to tears thrilled to know there'll be more hockey-related posts than usual for a while. I'll try to keep it to some sane level, but I have ice in my veins and frozen rubber in my pocket.
That doesn't sound right, does it? Gives me the squicky mental picture of dating Ted Williams' head. Ick.
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. -- Steve RushinA puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. -- Jimmy Cannon
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. -- Doug Larson
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. -- Jim McKenny
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? -- Jacques Plante
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. -- Rodney Dangerfield
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor. -- Bobby Clarke
I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie. -- Brett Hull
That Jacques Plante quote is probably my favorite hockey quote. For those of you who don't know, Jacques Plante was a goalie.
Posted by: Victor at April 8, 2004 09:07 AMTed, I am counting on you for hockey updates, dear. I mean, since I can't get access to most info myself.
Er...and...GO STARS!!!
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail
Posted by: Sam at May 24, 2004 10:26 PMU need to become more original like "big players show up in big games" or "Todays a great day for hockey" somethin different try it
I DONT LIKE THE QUOTE ABOUT NOT BEING DUMB ENOUGH TO BE THE GOALIE IM A GOALIE THANKXXXXX!!!!!!!!!I LOVE IT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: AMY at April 14, 2005 01:24 PM