A literal description of my state of mind
A literal description of my state of mind
Walking through a shopping mall yesterday with my wife, we passed a store called “The Bible Outlet”. I wondered aloud who would buy an ‘outlet’ Bible. Liz said it would be the equivalent of buying “dollar store douche” and that they probably contained the "gospels according to Matthew, Mark, Luke and Justin".
Posted by Ted at April 15, 2004 06:08 AM | TrackBackNothing could be worse than a dollar-store pregnancy test. For when you REALLY don't want to know what the truth is!
Posted by: Dawn at April 15, 2004 10:19 PMI bought a gross of condoms at Chicago's old Maxwell Street flea market for $15. The condom whose failure led to the birth of my son did not come from that batch but was a regular name brand one bought at Walgreens.
Were they by any chance lambskin, Triticale...? 'Coz then we could compare notes--that's how MY son (pardon the pun) came into being!
Wonderful lambskin, which is about as good as nothing at all...
There's a "Bible Outlet" in one of the many Outlet Malls that pockmark Central Texas. Hubby and I passed by it and had a similar thought pass our heads, only we had visions of The Gospels According to Steve Austin, Hulk Hogan, the Undertaker... ;-)
--TwoDragons