April 28, 2004

My evil twin would laugh and laugh

The facehugger from the movie Alien.

Eight legs, what a happy coincidence.

Imagine heaving one of these onto the ice at a hockey playoff game instead of an octopus. They wouldn't know what it was, and probably wouldn't want to touch it.

But we can do better...

It's a plushie, so it needs to be slicked up with some sort of slimy goo. I'm thinking a KY and Karo syrup mixture. Something that will drip disgustingly when it's picked up.

To keep it from looking waterlogged from the goo, spray it down real good beforehand with 3M's Scotchguard. The hell with the CFC's and the ozone man, we're doing a joke here!

I just thought of another little twist. Insert a small vibrator inside so it's throbbing a little bit. Just enough to feel wrong when it's picked up. Imagine the look on the guys face as he gingerly touches it, then realizes that it might still be alive.

See? That's not so hard. Now what else could we do with this little beastie?

Thanks to TexasBestGrok for the inspiration, via the Llama Butchers, and even farther back than that.

Posted by Ted at April 28, 2004 06:34 AM
Category: Square Pegs

Man, I can hear your evil twin maniacally cackling all the way down here in Texas.

Posted by: John Lanius at April 28, 2004 09:17 AM
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