May 09, 2004

All right, your wait is over

I warned you here that I was going to watch a couple more offerings from Seduction Cinema. By the end of last month, I'd recorded Play-Mate of the Apes and Gladiator Eroticus. Boy howdy.

Like I originally stated, the formula is to spoof a popular movie, and to fill it with lesbian softcore porn. Part of what makes these films work is that the original storylines are closely followed, so the movies tend to actually have plots.

But face it - and I can't believe I'm actually saying this (my 'guy' membership will be revoked for sure) - there is such a thing as too much lesbian porn. Watching one of these movies is fun, but two is borderline boring, and three is serious overkill. Maybe it's because it was the first one I saw, but I still think Lord of the G-Strings is the best of the three I've seen. Play-Mate of the Apes was fun and funny, but there were way too many enhanced bustlines for my taste. The overstuffed petrified-chest look just doesn't do it for me.

Now that this peculiar little itch has been scratched, I can get back to my beloved obscure crappy horror movies. I do have some interesting flicks on my list to be reviewed, but with springtime here my movie time is seriously curtailed. We'll get to 'em all in time.

Posted by Ted at May 9, 2004 12:05 AM | TrackBack

I picked up a four-movie, one computer game set the other day: Carnival of Souls, The Invisible Ghost, House on Haunted Hill, and Night of the Living Dead, packaged with Clive Barker's Undying (the game). Should make for hours of crappy entertainment!

Posted by: Victor at May 9, 2004 06:27 AM

Cool. I was never a huge video game fan for some reason. I got into StarCraft a couple of years ago for a few months, but my interest faded pretty quickly. Mookie still plays I think.

Posted by: Ted at May 9, 2004 08:54 AM

We played WarCraft, the older one with the rampaging hoardes of grunty heathens. I just liked to keep clicking on the grunts over and over to hear them say "zug zug!" and "zorbu!" Finally, after you clicked the poor guy about 20 times in a row, he'd say "Leave me ALONE!" and "I'm not listening!" Yes, this is the kind of thing that amuses me. And now it pollutes your comments section.

Posted by: topdawg at May 9, 2004 05:06 PM

LOL Pollute to your heart's content topdawg, you always make me smile.

Posted by: Ted at May 10, 2004 07:59 AM

I still play starcraft occasionaly... but not often because I'm really bad at it...

Posted by: Mookie at May 10, 2004 01:12 PM
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