Mad Scientists To-Do List

1. Build neat and mysterious laboratory equipment.
2. Interview assistants.
3. Practice maniacal laugh.
4. Find body.

Now for step 1, you could do worse than looking here.

And no self-respecting Doktor would be without one of these, although you could get by with one of these until you inherit the fortune from your sinister uncle who lives in the castle.

Follow the links, have fun, and imagine the delight a youngster would have by building something like this for the science fair. Make the other kids look like Abbey something-or-other.

Can I call you "Igor"?