Just Damn

Like I said, I like to cook, but I've never gotten this reaction to one of my culinary creations:

This is an evil pie. If it was a human being, it would be the kind that your daughter explores her love of bondage and discipline with. If it was a flower, it would be a dandelion nodding its impudent yellow head on the 18th hole at Augusta. If it was a car, it would be the bastard love-child of KITT and the Batmobile--and the midwife would be Jesse James. It's a high-voltage vibrator-induced multiple orgasm for your tastebuds.

I stand humbled.

Posted by Ted at June 3, 2004 12:23 PM | TrackBack