I'm sitting there, trying to use our universal remote to turn the volume up on the TV, and managing to do everything but. My wife is greatly amused, and I finally hand her the remote and tell her to deal with it. She does, with about four seemingly random button presses (and a dozen silent spells I'm sure).
She smiles and says, "it's not rocket science."
"Exactly, which is why I can't figure it out!"
I get up and leave the room. TV. Who needs it?
Posted by Ted at August 19, 2004 06:03 AMThe war plans? Why, a five-year-old could understand this. (unfolding map)
Er... Go get me a five-year-old; I can't make head nor tail of this...!"
-- Rufus T. Firefly