October 09, 2004

Movie Reviews for Dummies

Don't write lines like this:

"The music that was played throughout was so awful it makes you want to rip your eyes out of their sockets."


Posted by Ted at October 9, 2004 08:46 PM | TrackBack

Yeah, I once read a movie review that was so poorly written it made me want to stuff cotton into my ears.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 10, 2004 01:25 PM

Was this for a musical?

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at October 10, 2004 09:59 PM

There was no music - the reviewer forgot to turn off his iPod.

Posted by: David at October 11, 2004 03:14 AM

It was for one of those wonderfully bad Mexican horror movies from the 60's. Yeah, something like that is going to have a first-class soundtrack.

Posted by: Ted at October 11, 2004 07:36 AM
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