Don't write lines like this:
"The music that was played throughout was so awful it makes you want to rip your eyes out of their sockets."
Yeah, I once read a movie review that was so poorly written it made me want to stuff cotton into my ears.
Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 10, 2004 01:25 PMThere was no music - the reviewer forgot to turn off his iPod.
Posted by: David at October 11, 2004 03:14 AMIt was for one of those wonderfully bad Mexican horror movies from the 60's. Yeah, something like that is going to have a first-class soundtrack.
Posted by: Ted at October 11, 2004 07:36 AM