When you have toddlers, and they reach that perfect age - it doesn't last long - and you walk through the door and they come running to give Daddy a hug. And basically you get a full-speed head butt right in the balls.
At that age, they're young enough to think you fell to the floor to play.
Posted by Ted at October 28, 2004 05:25 PMHon, it's not nice to make sleepy Moms shoot coffee through their nostrils. But at least the scent of java will help speed my journey to wakefulness! ;-)
Yanno, you don't have to be MALE to experience that dubious slice of parental pain. Granted it's a lot harder to hit the target, but we do have that same cluster of nerves. And having it crushed by an enthusiastic toddler's cranium (or a foot as they scramble over you) is just as capable of REALLY ruining one's day!
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at October 30, 2004 10:01 AMThey are enthusiastic in their affections, aren't they?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 31, 2004 03:30 AM