November 22, 2004

Seen at the North Pole Post Office


If you've seen this elf, contact your local authorities immediately. She is armed with a teenager's attitude and could be dangerous to your sanity.

Posted by Ted at November 22, 2004 08:47 PM
Category: Square Pegs

I didn't know elves walked around with pens 'round their neck.

Posted by: Victor at November 22, 2004 09:26 PM

They won't let them into the Post Office without them. It is another one of those inane Postal Regulations, Reg. 5.34885 Every elf seeking entrance to any postal facility must be properly equipped with an appropriate writing instrument.

Posted by: Tiger at November 22, 2004 10:35 PM

OMG, that's Mookie?! I was about to christen that gal as the obvious heir to the sublime countenance of Maggie Roche.

You have a poet in your care, Dude.

But, Beware! She's exactly why you sometimes sit and ponder whether you have enough love left to love her.

I'd give my right arm for a chance to guide her. All you have to do is knock on her door and say "It's Me: DAD...!" and you're there.

Earn this. For the sake of all of us who'll never know what a hug from an adoring daughter feels like: Earn thst feeling. Just for us.


Yeah, when it comes to reality, it's not just a movie, eh... ?

Posted by: Tuning Spork at November 23, 2004 12:01 AM

*Grumbles* I hate pictures... Fie you, dad, fie.

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2004 11:50 AM

and whose Maggie Roche?

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2004 11:51 AM

Whose Maggie Roche?!!!

Maggie Roche is the elderst of three singing sisters known, collectively, as The Roches.

She is a poet among musicians and a leader among sisters. Next time you're in a record store (do they still call them "record stores"?) take a look through the R section. Or, if the store is kewl, through the Roches section!

Maggie is the one with your eyebrows and facial expression!


Posted by: Tuning Spork at November 24, 2004 10:02 PM

Oopsie. The direct link to a recent photo of Maggie is HERE.

Hope ya don't fear your beautiful future too much! :)

Posted by: Tuning Spork at November 24, 2004 10:47 PM
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