Rocket Jones: Debate all you want, you won't change my mind

December 02, 2004

Debate all you want, you won't change my mind

Velma is *much* sexier than Daphne. She's intelligent, brunette and wears glasses.

Update: My wife doesn't read Rocket Jones, so when I told her about this post and the talk about Velma being gay, she instantly opined:

Velma? Hell yeah. Skirt and knee socks. Definitely gay.

Posted by Ted at December 2, 2004 06:09 AM | TrackBack

Comments

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Posted by: Kyle at December 2, 2004 07:34 AM

You forgot to mention Velma is probably a lesbian, and therefore has that "unobtainable" mystique about her.

I was a Melody from Josie and the Pussycats guy, myself.

Posted by: Victor at December 2, 2004 09:10 AM

... amen, brother... brunettes with glasses are the best...

Posted by: Eric at December 2, 2004 11:18 AM

What makes you think Velma was probably a lesbian? Was it the unfashionable knee-socks? The turtle neck sweater? The fact that Daphne (the little slut) always went off with Freddie? Or the fact that she said "Jinkees"? LOL.

Let's face it, you know the Mystery Machine only smelled of two things: cold pizza and stale ass.

Posted by: John at December 2, 2004 01:09 PM

For all those reasons, John, plus the short, rather butch, haircut and the sensible shoes. Or did'nja notice Daphne was always in heels?

Posted by: Victor at December 2, 2004 02:30 PM

I like knee high socks

Posted by: Mookie at December 2, 2004 06:35 PM

Your wife is a freakin' genius, Ted.

Posted by: Victor at December 3, 2004 10:21 AM