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Velma is *much* sexier than Daphne. She's intelligent, brunette and wears glasses.
Update: My wife doesn't read Rocket Jones, so when I told her about this post and the talk about Velma being gay, she instantly opined:
Velma? Hell yeah. Skirt and knee socks. Definitely gay.Posted by Ted at December 2, 2004 06:09 AM
Scooby-dooby-did
Posted by: Kyle at December 2, 2004 07:34 AMYou forgot to mention Velma is probably a lesbian, and therefore has that "unobtainable" mystique about her.
I was a Melody from Josie and the Pussycats guy, myself.
Posted by: Victor at December 2, 2004 09:10 AM... amen, brother... brunettes with glasses are the best...
Posted by: Eric at December 2, 2004 11:18 AMWhat makes you think Velma was probably a lesbian? Was it the unfashionable knee-socks? The turtle neck sweater? The fact that Daphne (the little slut) always went off with Freddie? Or the fact that she said "Jinkees"? LOL.
Let's face it, you know the Mystery Machine only smelled of two things: cold pizza and stale ass.
Posted by: John at December 2, 2004 01:09 PMFor all those reasons, John, plus the short, rather butch, haircut and the sensible shoes. Or did'nja notice Daphne was always in heels?
Posted by: Victor at December 2, 2004 02:30 PMI like knee high socks
Posted by: Mookie at December 2, 2004 06:35 PMYour wife is a freakin' genius, Ted.
Posted by: Victor at December 3, 2004 10:21 AM