Rocket Jones: Yes, that is a phone in my pocket, and I <i>am</i> happy to see you

January 27, 2005

Yes, that is a phone in my pocket, and I am happy to see you

Porn star Jenna Jameson has launched a new line of downloadable "Moan Tones" for your phone, so now when that hot call comes in, you can honestly say it can't wait.

Reaching out to touch someone should probably not be attempted.

Next best thing to being there? Only if your phone is set to vibrate.

Posted by Ted at January 27, 2005 12:29 PM | TrackBack

Comments

Will she moan "Ooo, an incoming call... incoming... incoming..."? Heehee.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at January 27, 2005 02:36 PM

For those of us who long to get a booty call. ... :D

Posted by: dawn at January 31, 2005 09:43 PM

I have a problem with portable appliances having a reason to moan more often than I do.

Posted by: Ted at February 1, 2005 12:01 PM