February 10, 2005

An anti-Valentine story

I come from the land of Lorena Bobbitt, but compared to this lady, Lorena was a dream date!

A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

There's just too much there to comment on, I wouldn't know where to begin.

hid it in her mouth?

"that's yours?"

Posted by Ted at February 10, 2005 12:09 PM
Category: Square Pegs

Hmmm. A woman who wants shtupping so much that she rips off a man's testicles for refusing her advances ...

Did the article list her phone number?

Posted by: T.L. Hines at February 10, 2005 12:41 PM

oh my. oh yuch. oh ouch!

Posted by: beth at February 10, 2005 01:59 PM

Just what would constitute a lawful wounding?

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at February 10, 2005 01:59 PM

I'd guess bobbing the ears of a Royal Family member.

Posted by: Ted at February 10, 2005 02:47 PM

Lessee. Cutting it off is a "dream" compared to ripping 'em off? I suppose a "nightmare" is, technically, a dream, but dude...my legs are still crossed right now!

Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats at February 11, 2005 09:16 AM

Lorena Bobbitt used a knife to cut off John's willie, this lady ripped the guy's testicle from his body. Like you said, it's not a good dream, but if I *had* to choose, I know which I'd go for.

Posted by: Ted at February 11, 2005 09:27 AM
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