My wife noticed I had a stray hair on my head sticking straight out like an antenna, so I was forced to admit that when I was younger I'd been bitten by a radioactive spider. Unfortunately, it wasn't all that radioactive, so instead of being able to shoot webs from my hands, I just get really sweaty palms.
She said it was too bad I didn't get that "eat your mate" habit too.
Posted by Ted at February 16, 2005 05:58 AM | TrackBackI don't get it.
Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats at February 16, 2005 10:55 AMDAD!
Posted by: Robyn at February 16, 2005 11:23 AMTell her that it's usually the female of the species who demonstrate that characteristic.
They don't call them black widows for nothing.
Posted by: GEBIV at February 16, 2005 03:25 PM