February 17, 2005

Only click the link if you have the mental fortitude to deal with strong emotions

The title is one of those "disclaimers" they'd use for schlock horror gore-fests in the 60's and 70's, trying to convince patrons that the movie wasn't the usual cheesy crap (it always was).

I'm using it here because of Kofi Girls, a page full of the UN's ScamMeister Meister Scammer Kofi Annan, all photoshopped out into "average hot babe".

I'll admit it. I screamed and I cried, but I couldn't tear my eyes away. And I laughed. I laughed so hard I think something tore loose inside my skull because now if I shake my head just so I can feel everything sloshing around inside there and I see a pretty little light show out of the corner of one eye.

Also, at the bottom of the page is the best bit:

UN Flag Burning Kits
Coming Soon!

Show your lack of support for the Kyoto Protocol by releasing a small amount of blue flag pollutant into the air. United Nations flag burring kits come with matches flammable accelerant and of course a powder blue United Nations flag.

Thanks to Spoons for pointing this one out (well, it was an ad on his site, which proves ads work I guess).

As an added bonus, now when people ask me if I'm all right because of my odd head shaking, I just smile and say "pretty lights".

Posted by Ted at February 17, 2005 09:26 AM | TrackBack
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I plan on showing my support for the Kyoto scam by doing longer burnouts.
GIMME FUEL,GIMME FIRE,GIMME DOUBLE TIRE DESIRE!-Metallica(Rules!)

Posted by: Russ at February 17, 2005 10:21 PM

Flag burning... in this day and age.

perish the though.

luv ya sweetie.

xxoooooo

Posted by: vadergrrrl at February 17, 2005 10:52 PM

Hey Vadergrrrl, glad to see you're still around, I know you've been crazybusy.

My attitude towards flag burning drives some folks nuts, because I embrace it as one of the most powerful manifestations of our freedom of speech. I hate the act itself and what it's *supposed* to stand for, but the sheer ability to do it is beautiful to me.

Posted by: Ted at February 18, 2005 06:31 AM
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