A literal description of my state of mind
A literal description of my state of mind
Since I can't actually tell who the official Rocket Jones 100K visitor was, I've decided that Cindy of Dusting My Brain is the winner.
I had narrowed it down to her and Collins, until Paul made a late charge with his decision to use the word "mofo" more often in conversation. Despite the massive increase in street cred, Paul fell just short. So how did Cindy emerge victorious?
(in the extended entry)
| Collins | Cindy |
|---|---|
| asked for my daughter's phone number | asked for home baked bread |
| honorary Haitian (secret name: click click durk) | New Yorker (secret name: Squipper) |
| sucks | is a Lady, and I would never inquire about that (but I'm not such a gentleman that I'd reject the idea of volunteered information) |
| is a (see daughter above) | is a girl (see Lady above) |
There's more, but I think you understand that it wasn't really close, in a completely arbitrary kind of way.
So Cindy, contact me via email and we'll figure out what kind of genuine Rocket Jones machine-made bread you'd like.
Posted by Ted at March 19, 2005 07:44 PM | TrackBackDamn! Foiled again.
Posted by: Paul at March 20, 2005 07:11 AMYay for me! I feel SO SPECIAL!!! This is too cool, Ted! Thank you SO MUCH!
Posted by: Cindy at March 20, 2005 09:14 AMYou're lack of integrity disgusts me.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to the bushes outside your daughter's window.
Posted by: Collins at March 20, 2005 01:28 PMJust as long as it's the daughter who isn't jailbait, Collins. ;)
Posted by: dawn at March 20, 2005 06:59 PM