I forget which channel it was, but it had to be one of those educational ones...

I was puttering around the house last night, half-watching some documentary about teaching youngsters or something like that. This caught my ear:

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

Anatomy? Sex-ed? Either way, those kids were way too young for that.

Damn.

Yes, I'm aware it's from the movie Kindergarten Cop. That's the joke, get it? I pretend I didn't know that... oh never mind, you rotten joke spoiler person you.