Driving through Norfolk yesterday:
Me: Look! The sign says they need a bartender. I could do that again.
(driving by and noticing that the place looks a little "rough")
Me: I dunno though, a black belt is probably part of the job qualifications.
Wife: A couple of tattoos and get something on your face pierced, you'd be fine.
Posted by Ted at April 29, 2005 04:25 AMEither Mrs. Ted really loves you, or you've got a nice-sized life insurance policy :)
Posted by: Victor at April 29, 2005 07:45 AM