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Now that cranking up the stereo has been redefined as torture, and we've all been tragically reminded about what this whole "war on terror" is about, I think it's time to codify our official "torture" response. In ascending order of harshness:
Yeah, call me barbaric.
Posted by Ted at July 8, 2005 05:16 AM | TrackBackPat Boone could make anyone homicidal.
Posted by: Derek at July 8, 2005 11:26 AMTiny Tim? That's harsh man, it wouldn't take to many "Tip toe through the tulips" for me to snap and tell you everything.
Posted by: Oorgo at July 8, 2005 01:41 PMAll you'd have to do with me is play a few television commercial jingles. I can't name any or else I'll start singing them for the next 60 days straight and will end up stabbing my eardrums with a letter opener and we certainly can't have advertisements be the last thing my precious ears were able to hear.
*scream*
Posted by: dawn at July 8, 2005 06:08 PMI actually bought some Tiny Tim albums at a tag sale about 15 years ago. They weren't half bad. The guy was very funny and very sentimental. He did a great interpretation of As Time Goes By.
Posted by: Tuning Spork at July 9, 2005 01:26 AMAnd an excellent rendition of Stout Hearted Men.
Posted by: triticale at July 9, 2005 09:18 PM