Robyn (about her boyfriend): I have to take him to work on Monday because his car failed inspection.
Me: Bummer.
Robyn: He's hoping to get his motorcycle fixed this weekend, but he needs a truck to get it to his Dad's house so they can work on it.
Me (remembering): Doesn't he own a truck?
Robyn: Yeah, but it's parked at his house. Needs a transmission.
Me: You might be a redneck if...
Robyn: Be nice.
Posted by Ted at August 11, 2005 11:22 AM | TrackBack