I've never really paid attention to which way the wedding tackle dangles. When I'm sitting it almost always leans left though.

Hmmm... the ol' frank 'n beans seems to be also straying to the left... that seems to be common. Heh, so Ted where the hell did this come from?

If you don't mind me asking.

Remembered some gameshow on TV where the lady said she'd tried and tried to get on but never could. Then they rearranged the bathroom because Feng Shui said they should and *voila*, there she was! What crap.

The rest of it's just another day in my dirty mind.

I realize your post was directed to guys, but of course I had to read the comments. I've never heard the expression, "wedding tackle" before (learn something new everyday!) and frank 'n beans just had me laughing out loud. I can only imagine what other clever little names you men have for your jewels. :-)

So if someone should ask "How's it hangin?", I should be ready with a protractor?

(And for those of us for whom clothing is merely something one puts on to go somewhere, does it really matter?)