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WWII, as an online interactive game:
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
And it just gets better from there.
Follow the links over at The Ministry of Minor Perfidy and read the whole thing. Warning though, your co-workers will be looking in to see why you're making those strangled choking noises at your desk.
Posted by Ted at October 25, 2005 10:54 AM | TrackBackAcceptable. "Mexigogue" is beginning to bore me.
Posted by: Citizen Quasar at October 26, 2005 12:37 AMOMG, I was skeptical but holy shit that was funny. I'm a gamer so all of that hit home.
Posted by: Maelstrom at October 26, 2005 07:13 PMGene Wolfe wrote a short story in which these guys were playing a war game on a world map (Risk-like) and kept dropping cigar ash on the board. For example, they dropped some ashes on Dresden, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, .... You get the picture. Great story, but not nearly as funny as this :^}
Posted by: chris hall at October 27, 2005 01:24 PM