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I was heading home from work and just pulling into the local school to vote, when this radio commercial came on:
Young Lady: Dad, do you love me?Dad: You know I do.
YL: Would you do anything for me?
Dad: You know I would.
YL: Would you run into a burning building for me?
Dad: Of course. *chuckles* Do you want to borrow the car?
YL: No Dad, I want you to get a colonoscopy.
I almost hit the car next to me as I parked, I was laughing so hard. Yepper, Dad, nothing says "I love you" like taking one up the ol' exhaust pipe.
Do it for the children.
Posted by Ted at November 8, 2005 04:09 PM | TrackBackOT for the post,...
a SPACE FOOD STICKS banner?
I'm gonna be ill.
Posted by: Rob@L&R at November 8, 2005 04:24 PMRob, I recommend a colonoscopy. :D
It was a banner I whomped up for the last Carnival of Recipes I hosted.
Oh, and I can't visit L&R because something there causes my PC to hang!
Posted by: Ted at November 8, 2005 04:30 PMColonoscopies and elections go together like cameras and KY jelly 'round these parts. I mean, should we vote for the asshat or the asstwit? I exercised my apathy and decided I didn't give a shit either way.
Posted by: dawn at November 8, 2005 06:20 PMI voted for the independent, Potts.
Posted by: Ted at November 8, 2005 08:12 PMIf you love your offspring you'll get a colonoscopy in a burning building.
... er... what was the question?
Posted by: BLUE at November 10, 2005 01:08 PM