December 16, 2005

Aiming is for wimps

Check out this pictorial showing the typical skill-level of the various militias fighting in Monrovia, Liberia. From the introduction:

...use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is acheived by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, simliar to unaimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.

It would be hilarious if it wasn't so deadly serious.

Found at (Wizbang). Thanks for the reminder, Victor!

Posted by Ted at December 16, 2005 04:43 AM | TrackBack
Category: Introduction

Wizbang, maybe? That's where I saw it this AM.

Posted by: Victor at December 16, 2005 09:32 AM


Posted by: Ted at December 16, 2005 09:46 AM

Dude, I stole that link from Simberg a whole day before Wizbang got it, and you give him the link? Sheesh. Your crony status is in peril...

Posted by: buckethead at December 16, 2005 11:28 AM

What's worse, buckethead, is that I stole the link from Acidman -- but I gave him credit.


Posted by: Jay Tea at December 16, 2005 02:07 PM
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