Yesterday:
Wife: They cleared another patch of woods on Minnievale.Ted: What?!?!? Jeeezus, what are they building now?
Wife: Another church.
Ted: This area is going to hell.
We looked at each other and started giggling.
Posted by Ted at December 19, 2005 05:38 AM | TrackBack... and now I'm giggling too.
Posted by: BLUE at December 19, 2005 10:35 AMOnce, when my wife was not yet my wife and not fully up to speed on my sense of humor, we drove past a church.
The sign in front of the church was something on the order of "First Freewill, Full-Gospel, Apostolic Foursquare Baptist Church of Jesus Savior."
I turned to my wife and said, sadly, "You know, I bet they don't even realize they're heretics."
Rather than nodding politely, ignoring me, or laughing, my wife said (as if to a slow child) "Well, of course not."
Posted by: buckethead at December 19, 2005 11:07 AM