December 23, 2005

Simple Solution

So Italy issues an arrest warrant for 22 American CIA agents.

What will probably happen is that we'll ignore it, but wouldn't it be fun instead to kidnap a bunch of Italian aid relief workers in Iraq? Demand a dismissal of the charges or we'll make them sit in a cold room and listen to disco or something equally evil. Trust me, the Italian government will cave.

Posted by Ted at December 23, 2005 03:25 PM | TrackBack
Category: Square Pegs

Ooh! Ooh! I've got it! They can be forced to listen to Mariah Carey performs the AC/DC catalogue. Or Richard Clayderman performs a tribute to Black Sabbath!

Posted by: Silver Blue at December 24, 2005 08:40 AM

Heh, I heard Tom Lehrer and the Clancy Brothers. If ya like (and if I ever find my microphones) I'll make a recording and post it next year! :D

(This comment was obviously meant for the above post with the song lyric, but I got this message:

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Odd that.)

Posted by: Tuning Spork at December 24, 2005 05:49 PM
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