You drive straight stretches like Shirley Muldowney and you weave in and out of traffic like the Keystone Kops. The fact that you drive a Prius decorated with Habitat for Humanity and Save the Bay stickers doesn't make you an environmentally-conscientious world citizen.
It makes you a clueless prick.
Posted by Ted at March 3, 2006 05:27 AM | TrackBackThis made my day. Thanks Ted!
Posted by: Rob at March 3, 2006 11:05 AMpsst Ted, I replied to your question over at Wizbang. (In case you forgot to check)
Posted by: Paul at March 3, 2006 02:17 PM