Isn't this obvious?

Fairfax county Virginia is having some problems. There's some super-peeping tom running around that the police can't catch, and tonight on the news there was a report about a perv who hangs around the bus stops in the early morning and exposes himself to high-school girls.

We have a national registry for this kind of crap. We're not using it to it's full potential.

Peeping Tom, meet Joe Exposure. Problem solved.