... is a better Christian than you.
In fact, according to her website, she's "so close to Jesus, he uses her birthday when he plays Lotto."
Sharp satire and penetrating parody, but be prepared to spend a little time, because there's that much good stuff to go through.
Posted by Ted at October 24, 2003 01:18 PMBetty Bowers is so close to Jesus she can taste his dick from her colon to her mouth.
Posted by: Satan Jr at December 27, 2003 06:19 AM