A literal description of my state of mind
A literal description of my state of mind
I talked about movie stars appearing in less-than-memorable movies, and now I'll list some wonderfully crappy movie titles. Once again these are courtesy of Video Hound's Cult Flicks & Trash Pics.
Also, titles preceded with an asterisk are ones I've seen. I love these kinds of movies, although, to quote the hound: "An inspired title doesn't necessarily ensure an inspired movie."
* Assault of the Killer Bimbos
Attack of the Killer Refrigerator
The Beautiful, the Bloody and the Bare
* Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
* Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
* Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
* Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters
Gore-Met Zombie Chef from Hell
* Hillbillys in a Haunted House
Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars
* Pecker
The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!
* Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
* Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama
Posted by Ted at December 20, 2003 08:20 AM | TrackBackI've only seen Assault of the Killer Bimbos, Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama. I'm just not keeping up...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 20, 2003 10:21 AMHmm. I've never seen any of these. (Though I do know that Pecker is a John Waters film.)
Hey, I saw Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (and even wrote a song about it) when I was in High School. Does that count?!
Hubby once saw a cheesy German flick called "The Killer Condoms"... It was literally about condoms that bit your wanker off when you put them on--I think. I was asleep at the time, so you'll have to Google it up for info, but I do know it exists...
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at December 21, 2003 01:05 AMOh cool! You included my all time fave for best trashy B-movie title: "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death".
Yes I did look. Yes I am strange. Quit looking at me like that. ;]
Posted by: Ironbear at December 22, 2003 02:00 AMHere's a couple funny titles to look for as well. Zachary Winston Snygg's "The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude", and of course, "Caress Of The Vampire 2: Teenage Foot Ghoul-A-Go-Go".
Posted by: VideoTrash at March 8, 2004 05:26 PM