March 03, 2004

So it's come down to this

The grand announcements were met with a yawn. As was the reminder. So now I'm moving right past threats and heading straight for bribery.

You may remember, back when the Axis of Evil Naughty (Classic) was nothing but a disorganized mob - not that that's a bad thing - and Jennifer decided to bribe folks with topless pictures of herself. You may also recall that yours truly was the first to vote for Jennifer, and I got the 'special' picture. ;) The rest of you got the innocent version. Nya nya slow-pokes.

Get your butts in gear and send some questions to Spork and Stephen. Google if you must, but don't let these two share a meal without your input! If it helps, pretend you're controlling their thoughts long-distance.

And don't forget the picture of Jennifer!*

*This offer applies to all but Jennifer. Dearest Jen, I'll post it on the newsgroup ALT.BINARIES.AMATUER.TOPLESS if you don't send at least one question to each. Don't test me, I'll do it.

Update: Susie is a classy lady.

Update: Victor is one hep rat too.

Posted by Ted at March 3, 2004 02:23 PM
Category: Munuvian Daily Tattler

The deadline is Thursday. It is obviously Wednesday and I therefore have plenty of time.

Posted by: Jennifer at March 3, 2004 02:36 PM

Bribery works better beforehand, otherwise it's a payoff, and I'm not comfortable with that. :D

Posted by: Ted at March 3, 2004 02:39 PM

Am I eligible to win?

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at March 3, 2004 04:30 PM

Ted, you rock! When yer up this-a-way in the late summer I'm buyin' all night!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 3, 2004 09:29 PM
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