September 08, 2004

Age is a measurement, Old is a state of mind

Thanks to the Ministry of Minor Perfidy, here's a few facts about this year's incoming college freshman class:

  • Desi Arnaz, Orson Welles, Roy Orbison, Ted Bundy, Ayatollah Khomeini, and Cary Grant have always been dead.

  • “Heeeere’s Johnny!” is a scary greeting from Jack Nicholson, not a warm welcome from Ed McMahon.

  • Mike Tyson has always been a contender.

  • There have always been night games at Wrigley Field.

  • We have always been mapping the human genome.

  • Politicians have always used rock music for theme songs.

  • Rogaine has always been available for the follicularly challenged.

  • Head on over and read the whole list.

    Posted by Ted at September 8, 2004 05:55 AM
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