December 20, 2004

Nog Watch - special holiday report

According to Kyle (who remains intermittently anonymous), the Nog still stands, and probably could even without the carton. We've long passed disgusting and have moved into the realm of the scary.

What is Nog Watch? Background story here and here and here and here and in the name of all that is holy please stop here and here.

Posted by Ted at December 20, 2004 11:55 AM
Category: Square Pegs

Could it be that there is now Chicken Nog? Could that be young chicken feathers growing on the outside of the carton?

Posted by: Bob at December 20, 2004 01:12 PM

Steps have to be taken to preserve that nog!

We CAN'T LOSE the NOG. We've come too goddam far in this.

Posted by: Paul at December 20, 2004 01:41 PM

OMG, I forgot about that! IT'S STILL THERE!

Please remind me that, at least, the carton still sealed. If not, thems some nuclear-age preservatives in there and it's probably best that it wasn't consumed even when it was fresh.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at December 20, 2004 10:15 PM

Spork, the carton is half-full. I'd suggest sleeping with a light on from now on.

Posted by: Ted at December 21, 2004 10:18 AM

The Nog - a fine example of American Culture.

Posted by: Alan E Brain at December 23, 2004 10:46 AM

Alan, you misspelled 'cuisine'. ;)

Posted by: Ted at December 23, 2004 03:16 PM
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