Ptiza is looking to buy a car, so she ponied up the bucks for a month of unlimited Carfax. Smart move, and we do the same when we're in the market.
But Ptiza's creative genius had me laughing my ass off when she combines unlimited Carfax and eBay auto auctions into a hilarious blog post.
Be careful, for her wit is sharp and the edge drips acid.
Posted by Ted at March 30, 2005 06:07 AMI hate to say it Ted but the gal doesn't know squat about cars or car people either for that matter.She should stick to being a comedian.I'm NOT laughing AT her,I'm laughing WITH her!I swear!
Maybe she can get together with Liz Crenshaw from News 4's Ask Liz and the car "expert" from the washington Post.They give bad info too.
I almost feel sorry for her in that she has to point out every little thing about others possibly in an attempt confirm her own self worth.Perhaps it's just the veggy diet.Lack of B vitamins or something.
Also,ask me about the fake Hemi Cuda add that Mopar Collectors Guide ran on E-bay once for the sake of illustrating just how deceptive car adds can be and netted close to a million bucks for.
You didn't get it Russ. Of course the ads are deceptive, that's what Carfax is for.
For the record, she's not a vegetarian (as far as I know). The blog name is a joke too.
Posted by: Ted at March 30, 2005 09:26 AMO.K.,Ted.I'll take yer word for it.I'll just assume it was all a joke.After all I don't want to walk around with a bad taste but rednecks in pimped out Mazdas?That's a new one on me.Two million mile Mercedes?That's even newer still.
Posted by: Russ at March 30, 2005 12:55 PMRuss, you're an idiot.
Posted by: smotlock at March 30, 2005 10:02 PMNo, Russ just thinks I'm a vegetarian, and cucumbers make him feel inferior. Poor boy.
Posted by: Ptiza at March 30, 2005 10:04 PMA question for smotlock;"Can you explain yourself on that one?Why would you say that?"
That is the kind of thing that liberal internet trolls over on Yahoo do.Instead of actually being able to discuss a point all they do is make snyde little one liner remarks like that without ever explaining themselves.
Much the same way that Pitza has done here.Pizza I assure you that absolutely nothing makes me feel inferior.Especially moronic,ranting,human appologetic liberal lesbians.This goes double for the ones who like to spout off regarding things(like cars)that they obviously know nothing about.I will ask you your own question;"Does it physically hurt to be that stupid?"
Lesbian?
Whoa there Russie. You haven't turned me off the whole of the male race just yet.
Once you learn to properly punctuate, then we'll talk.
Posted by: Ptiza at March 31, 2005 11:46 AMFirst it's nouns and now punctuation counts?!?!?! I am so behind the curve. :D
Posted by: Ted at March 31, 2005 02:40 PMAny excuse to avoid the issue,huh?Trying to attack me because you're too stupid to comment intelligently on what I said.I see that a lot among libs and people who claim to be christians yet know nothing about the bible and sometimes even their own religion.In other words people who don't know what they're talking about.It's called Ad Hominem.
Posted by: Russ at March 31, 2005 03:43 PMConsidering that I'm neither a Christian nor a liberal, what in God's holy name are you blathering about?
Posted by: Ptiza at March 31, 2005 06:59 PMI never said you where.I only pointed out the fact that you have many of the same character traits.Once you learn proper reading comprehension,then we'll talk.
Posted by: Russ at March 31, 2005 11:45 PMAww, how cute! The dear little thing is using my tactics! Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, Russ, and I am flattered. Truly.
Posted by: Ptiza at April 1, 2005 12:40 AMWell I can fully understand how someone like you should take it while they can get it and all but actually I was just throwing your assinign statement back at you so don't flatter yourself too much.
Posted by: Russ at April 1, 2005 03:11 AMasinine. you really need to be careful wielding those big words against others, russ.
Posted by: ian at April 2, 2005 08:12 AMAsk me if I feel bad about it.
Posted by: Russ at April 2, 2005 08:15 AMThe more Russ rants and raves, the more astute my intial one-liner becomes.
Posted by: smotlock at April 7, 2005 11:12 PM