April 06, 2005


I heard on the radio that 5,000 people are attending Johnny Cochran's funeral. That's impressive.

Then I heard that an estimated one million people have stood in line to view Pope John Paul II's body in state.

Posted by Ted at April 6, 2005 04:10 PM
Category: Square Pegs

To be fair, the Pope never said anything so trite as "if it don't fit, you must acquit."

Although, he MAY have uttered "Since you don't hate, transubstantiate."

Unconfirmed, though it is.

Posted by: Derek at April 6, 2005 04:59 PM

If the Chewbacca doesn't make sense then you must acquit.

Posted by: Russ at April 7, 2005 12:07 AM
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